Puggy's World

wohoooo .... im back !!!

2009-09-07T16:04:00.002+08:00

Contrary to popular believe, I have not gone missing, I am still alive and kicking and yes !!! I AM BACK NOW !!!!

ok, just a quick updates of what i have been up to lately.

1) Gal Gal had been busy travelling around the whole world (acutally China only) for a while ...... and we had been missing for 1/2 a year cos the Fat one refuse to on the computer for me to blog. (Correction : "the Fat one DOES NOT KNOW how to on the computer for me to blog)

2) Remember this new villager?

Well, we are happy that we have found a good home for him ..... I kind of miss him, a very happy, obedient and nice little fellow, except when he see food. He turns into a hooligan when he sees food. I hope he is happy whereever he is now.

3) Remember this OTHER villager?

Yes, thats her at the back. The big fat golden one.

She has learn to poo at the right place now !!! THANK DOG !!! Thats like after one and a half months..... thats how errr ..... not fast ...... she is *dumb bimbo*

The funny thing about her is that she KNOWS where to poo AT NIGHT, during the day, she pees at the wrong place !!!!! She is the dumbest bimbo that I have ever seen, something is wrong with her !!! Maybe we should blindfold her so that she will think that everytime is night time so she will pee at the right place .... hahahahaha

3) you guys remember Mr A? The one who "give / dump" his 5 month old husky with us?

Oh ! I have "G.R.E.A.T." updates about him !! Remember he had a GR puppy? Well, recently, I heard he bought a GR with Champion blood (whatever those craps means - blood are blood to me) and is giving away the puppy GR ~~~~~ ....... and again, he ask my dear brother, Bond, for help. And of cos, my selfish brother refuse to help!!! And I guess Bond did the right thing! Look MR A, if you are reading this (which i doubt :P) ........ I think you are very ...... errrr ...... handsome ........

oh wait !!! you think thats all ? nope , wait a minute. Mr A also pass us some GR puppies (where he got those, we are not interested and we dont know and dont want to know). And we are now helping to find some good homes for those puppies. So if you know of anyone who is interested in some 4 months old puppies, do let us know ..... they are very cute and grow well !!

4) Me? Oh as usual, I have been busy eating and sleeping and getting angry with the new villagers who NEVER fails to disturb me!!! I have been snapping at them at least twice a month when they go overboard, but the problem is I have always failed to bite them as my snort is too short to reach them ..... *sign* ...... is there any surgery to make my mouth and teeth and face less flat ?

Phew ! What A lot of writing ! I will update soon !!

Love and miss you guys !

Busy House !!!!

2009-03-31T12:40:00.002+08:00

I have been so busy at home !!! And guess with what ????

Toilet training for the new villagers of cos !!! First it was toilet training for the Husky, and I must tell you! He is so smart ! He learns fast ! He got it within like 3 days ? And he is a clean freak! He wouldnt step on his pee and poo ! That's so nice of him.

Well, i cant say the same for the other new villager. She is a direct opposite of Husky boy! she is a DIRTY FREAK !!!

AFTER 3 LONG WEEKS, she is still not getting her toilet training right :S ..... Even after I show her, scream at her, bite her, bark at her, kick at her, she sometimes still get the toilet training wrong !!! **sigh** What shall I do with her .......

As you can see from the picture below, we are all one big happy family, well, except Mr husky. I notice that Mr Husky does not like to smile at all, And I wonder why.

New Villager !!!

2009-02-27T08:25:00.002+08:00

Oh man !!! I am so excited now !!!! So So So excited !!! Guess what ?

WE HAVE A NEW VILLAGER in our smal tiny village !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is us checking out the new villager
I guess we must have freak him out A LOT !!! He just stay there STIFF !! STIFF LIKE A STATUE to let us check him out, he didnt even dare move .... I guess he didnt have much of a choice as we had corner him .... HIAK HIAK HIAK HIAK .....

Oh Yes! For his sad story and how he came to know about our village, its all here

I think this is all BOND'S fault !!! If he had not been so cute, so adorable, so ........... Mr A would not have purchase any dog !!! So we think it is all HIS FAULT !!!!!!

Aba-lone

2009-02-19T21:53:00.002+08:00

The other day, Fat Fat gave us one bottle of funny looking stuffs, so Girl Girl steam it for us .....

This is what it looks like, I was told this is an Aba-loney ........ taste very "sea-side" ....... but it nice ........

Anyway, I like food !!! And this is good food !!

Whats for dinner ??

2009-02-12T20:44:00.004+08:00

What else but pigs' tail !!!!!!

Yummilicioussssssssssss .............. chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp .....

I had 2 of these !!! so nice !!!

I have 3 more to go , who else wants ?

Recession

2009-02-06T15:25:00.003+08:00

Recession is a big word to us doggies, it actually does not make too much sense to us.

I heard the human say Recession = Cut cost. ..... both are big words to me........

But recently, I saw the human do this to us....... this is our ORIGINAL pee pad

Look at the size compare to our food bowl.

Recently, the humans have cut the above pee pad into 8 pieces and this is what you see now
LOOK AT THE SIZE NOW !!! Luckily we are now smart enough to pee ONTO the pee pad and not outside ........

Any idea what is this recession and cost cutting thingy ? Are they edible? good or bad ?

Let me go figure that out in my dreams zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Breakfast and dinner?

2009-02-03T16:53:00.002+08:00

You know, I only have one meal per day. And thats dinner. Gal Gal is always saying, "old man doesnt need to eat so much"

But you know what? I found out that Zen and Patches eat two meals per day ! They have breakfast and dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY !!! Oh man ! Life is so unfair..........

When they were here, Zen and Patches' mum give me specific instructions for their feeding.

LISTEN UP !! This is what she said, "Here is a patty for Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner, they are to finish this for their breakfast and dinner."

Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner for a day.

And this is what their mum said next, "Divide this patty into 1/2. For breakfast, Patches will have 1/4 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 3/4 of the 1/2. For dinner, Patches will have 1/2 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 1/2 of the 1/2."

I ... .... I ..... I ...... I really dont understand woman ...... why must they make my life so difficult? I mean all those 1/2 and 1/4 and 3/4 ..... is she sure that they will end up as ONE WHOLE?

I ..... I ..... I ...... I am going for my maths class now ...... anyone wants to come along?

BINGO BINGO BINGO !!!

2009-01-28T17:08:00.002+08:00

Oh ! I am so excited !!!

Tibby is starting a BINGO game and this is my LUCKY BINGO card !!!!!!

Wish me luck will you ?

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!

2009-01-28T10:23:00.002+08:00

Happy Lunar New Year to all my friends !!!!

Its a NEW YEAR and a NEW BEGINNING !!!!

As we welcome the new year, we also welcome 2 new additions to our small village, anyone can guess who the new additions to our village is ?

We were having a small village conference yesterday with the 2 new additions (in fact only one is new) yesterday.

Boo Boo (BB) : Welcome to our village ! As a village head, each of us shall now brief you on our village rules. So LISTEN UP, especially the new guys !

Zen : YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Bond : I cant remember which rule number this is, but it says "NO fighting is allowed - if you must fight, please do not draw blood, or else .........(oppppssss, its the Chinese New Year now, I am not supposed to say bad or threatening things, so please fill in the blank ............

Zen : Yeah Yeah Yeah ........

Girl Girl the CKCS : No peeing or pooing except INSIDE the toilet, or else ........... **piak piak piak*** ........

Boy Boy the CKCS : No running outside the house and gate, or else ............ ***whisper : dont ever come back*** .... As a guide, do not cross the line shown in the below pic

Boo Boo : ok !! These are the basic house rules, learn them well and you will enjoy your stay here.

Zen : Hey ! Patches ! Didnt you tell me this is a nice holiday resort ? Didnt you tell me the people and dogs here are nice ? How come you didnt tell me about all these rules !!?? I felt like I am in prison !!

Patches : Hey Sistar ! Everything comes with a price ! You want to enjoy resort facilities you have to pay with a price ! you didnt ask me for the price tag .........

Boo Boo, Bond, Girl Girl the CKCS, Boy Boy the CKCS, Patches : ****EVIL GRIN*****

Boo Boo the Chef at work

2009-01-13T22:29:00.002+08:00

This is the first time that I am showing off my cooking skills, all this skills doesn't come easy. You need lots of practise to make it perfect.

First of all, you need minced beef / chicken / pork or any meat. You have to decide the quantity. But the quantity should be enough to feed a village. I have a small village here, so I am only cooking this much

Next, put in 4 raw eggs, or you decide the amount of eggs that you need.

Then mix the egg and meat until it is very even and lay the patty on a plate like this. You may want to draw some lines on the patty so that it will be evenly cooked.
Next, put the whole plate into a steamer and steam for about 7 minutes and your dinner is ready !!!

Oh wait ! remember we had 4 eggs earlier, DO NOT throw away the egg shell. Egg shell are good source for calcium. What you can do is to get a pounder, put all the egg shell in, like this And you just keep pounding and pounding for about 5 minutes and you should get powdered egg shell like this
You can sprinkled the egg shell onto the meat and your dinner is ready !!! Start chomping pal !

Oh ! I didnt have time to take photos before I eat ! who does that anyway ?

I am fine :)

2009-01-02T20:44:00.002+08:00

Thanks for all the concern, I am fine!

Let me tell you in details what actually happen that day. Girl the CKCS was eating something NOT yummy on MY bed, and when I went over to take over my bed, that not-so-lady lady just suddenly lunged at me and attacked my handsome face. There was some exchange of words between the both of us and Gal Gal the human came and broke up the fight, chased Girl the CKCS away from MY bed, punished the CKCS and put me down on MY bed.

After she was done with punishing the CKCS, she came and kiss me, but she was shocked to see that the WHOLE of my left eyes is bloodied !!! No exageration, it was the whole eye, she thought that the CKCS had punctured my eyes or something.

As it was past midnight then, I did not go to the vet. Gal Gal the human give me first aid immediately.

But luckily I only had a tear on my eye lid and my balls, I mean eye balls, are still intact and not injured. Phew !!!

Oh, Girl the human punished the CKCS soooooooooooooooo HARD that the CKCS did not dare to come near to me or the human for the whole day, when she sees either of us, she practically went into hiding.

Well, I shall be forgiving and forgive her then:)

Oh, this is my handsome eye and face. No visible wounds :)

Still Handsome right ?

I got bitten !!!

2008-12-29T11:29:00.005+08:00

Last night I was feeling very tired after all the SLEEPING, EATING and running around the house, that I felt like sleeping again.

So I went to my bed in the living room and look for my bed. when I approached the bed, Girl, the CKCS was already sleeping on the bed, as it is MY BED, I went over and want to sit on it.

But before I can do anything, that stupid gal lunged at me and bite my face .......... immediately, i screamed so loudly.......

That stupid Girl bite my face and I had a small little wound near my eyes, but its nothing serious although it swell up last night.

Gal Gal the human was not very happy about it, she punished Girl the CKCS real HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD for starting the fight ...... and had her confined in a room all by herself !!! hmmmmmmmm ....... she is still in that room all alone now, and we had not heard any sound from that room since last night, I wondered what had the human done to her ..... maybe they are cooking her for our dinner tonight ?

Ouch ouch ouch, I want to go sleep now, rest my wound, I must look handsome for the new year :)

In case you need to know, this is the culprit who bite me and refuse to have her photo taken !

Stay away from her fangs !!!!

Merry Xmas & A Happy New Year To Everyone !!

2008-12-23T14:18:00.001+08:00

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So many things to blog !! So LITTLE TIME !!

2008-12-22T11:40:00.003+08:00

I have 2 important news to announce today. One is LUNA IS UP FOR ADOPTION

Luna is a female cocker spaniel looking for a NEW HOME !!! Look how sweet she is

Girl Girl had the opportunity to meet up with her last week and she has such good temperament, she is so mild and cool ! She didn't even react when Girl Girl bite her or pretend to strangle her !!! (ok, please dont ask me what is wrong with my Girl Girl, I got absolutely NO IDEA why she wants to do that to a nice dog like luna!!)

There will be an adoption drive this sunday (28 Dec) at The Beach Hut at East Coast Park from 9am to 2pm. And you will be able to spot her easily !

Like any other dogs / puppies, she will need some basic potty training when she is at her NEW home, other than that, she is a very nice dog.

Help pass the word around will you ? LUNA NEEDS A GOOD HOME !!

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You guys remember Patches ? That little mop which came to stay with us ? Well, she she ... she .... she broke my heart ...... she say that I have body odour ........ ***sigh***

Well, you see, previously, Girl Girl give me a bath every week, but as I aged, she has been giving me lesser and lesser bath. She will only bath me when I stink. My best friend Benji and Boy Boy the poodle both passed away the next day after they had their bath.

Now that I am aging, Girl Girl has the phobia of me going away after my next bath, so she tries to prolong it as much as she can ........

So I dont really blame Patches for saying I have body odour ...... its all Girl Girl's fault !!!!!

Ok, I got to be really realistic here, I know there are many sad vibes going around in DWB recently, but I will start the next few post on my ageing process, so that other dogs can look out for the signs of ageing, which many owners have been deliberately avoiding the topic. Come back in February if you dont want to have any of this sad vibes around ok ? Cos I know the next few post is sad, but informative. :)

See you soon ::)

See you around , Ms Morning birdy

2008-11-21T15:13:00.002+08:00

Oh yeah !!!!!! Patches is finally home with her mum !!!! This is such a big piece of news to ME and the human. Why ? Now, let me tell you why.

You see, in my family, Boy Boy the CKCS is the talkative one, he talks (ie whine) whenever he wants anything, and yes, I mean anything, he talks when he wants a walk, he talks when he wants to pee, he talks when he wants to poo, he talks when he wants to eat ...... he practically talk talk talk talk talk and makes lots of noise when he wants anything at all. Oh yes, he talks also when he gets scolded, its just like he is grumbling ......... but ..... he talks (ie whine) for a reason!!

Now you see, ever since Patches comes to my house, for some unknown reason, she talks every morning !!!! And we have no idea who or what or why is she talking, she just wake up and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk .... and it can last for the whole one hour when the human are preparing themselves to work.

On the second day, Patches started talking early in the morning again, before the human wakes up, until the human couldnt take it any more and threw the pillow in her direction and told her to shut up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But do you think she did ? no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she continue talking.

And she only stop talking when the humans step out of the house ............. WHATS WRONG WITH HER !!!!!!!!!!??????????

Phew ! I am so glad that now we can have a quiet morning ......... every morning ......... quiet morning is so good .........

by the way, anyone knows what Patches was talking about every morning ?

Oh yeah, by the way, I sure miss her ........ she is one cutie sweetie pie .

Groom Groom Groom Groom

2008-11-18T14:31:00.002+08:00

OK !! Some of you guess it correctly !!! The little gal is Zen's sister, Patches !

Patches has ran away from home to our house and now Girl Girl has to help comb her hair at least twice a day.

I told Girl Girl not to comb Patches hair as she does not ever groom me at all ..... ok, not that I have that much fur to groom, BUT ..... thats besides the question...... Anyway, being a good owner, Girl Girl listen to me and didnt comb Patches hair for a while, and GUESS WHAT !!!!! This is what happen to Patches head when it is not groom !!!

I swear that is Patches' head and not her fat bum !!!!!

Anyway, I couldn't bear that look on her anymore, it just look so ........... ummmhhhhhh ..... ... ... ... never mind. So I beg Girl Girl to help groom Patches ......

Doesn't she looks better like this ?
Ok, this is Girl Girl showing off her beginner's top knot skills, I think this is better

I like this fountain on Patches head

New Dog in the House

2008-11-17T10:56:00.003+08:00

Remember last week I mentioned that Bond is going to bring a girlfriend home ? Anyway, he did brought a girlfriend home on saturday, but whose girlfriend, we are still not sure now ......

Oh yes, this is the gal, do you see her ...... .... eyes and fangs ?????? ............ Oh MY MY MY !!!

She got evil eyes and evil fangs .......... but she has not used her evil eyes and evil fangs on anyone of us yet, cos Bond mentioned to her before that, if she were to use her evil eyes or evil fangs, Bond will not think twice to sit on her, I think that scares her off for a moment.

Oh yes, I am now sitting , sleeping, eating, dreaming with her 24/7 ...... dont be jealous you boys.

Anyone knows who this little gal is ? (Hint : she is also a blogger)

Back to my normal life with Gal Gal

2008-11-13T17:00:00.002+08:00

That Gal Gal is finally back from the land of everything goes onto the table.

I hope she doesn't even think about practising what she see on China table on us.

Anyway, I heard that Bond will be bringing one gal home this weekend .... I wonder whether its his girlfriend ..... hmmmmm ......... who is this gal ?

Let's wait and see.

The things about baby sheep

2008-11-03T16:23:00.004+08:00

Ok, I thought I would have recovered from my People Eating dogs trauma .... But then who knows ..... Gal Gal send me more shocking news ....... ***faint***

This time, Gal Gal told me that they were having dinner in a restaurant one day, and they they were served this funny looking soupy thingy ..... and not knowing what it was, Gal Gal stayed cleared of it.

One of Gal Gal's friend couldn't bear with the curiosity any more and he started the ask the host what that dish was ............. oh I tell you, he is better off not asking ..... cos he only asked AFTER he had ate that dish.

Well, that dish is ****drum rolls******

Babies lamb, or lamb foetus . Ok, that means they are unborn babies lamb taken out of the mother's sheep stomach .... and they cooked it ........................

Lucky Gal Gal didnt touch that dish ...... phew !!! I think Gal Gal had a very intersting time in China .......... the land of everything goes on the table .................

I AM SO NOT GOING TO END UP IN CHINA .......... I MEAN ON ANY TABLE IN CHINA

2008-10-16T11:38:00.002+08:00

Oh man !!!! I just got a TERRIBLE HORRIBLE INCORRIGIBLE UNIMAGINABLE (what do you think of my vocabulary ? This certainly comes with age) ... hiak hiak hiak hiak

Oh yes, I was saying I just got a TERRIBLE HORRIBLE INCORRIGIBLE UNIMAGINABLE email from Gal Gal.

Gal Gal is now in China. I wonder what she is doing there now, maybe to get milk powder perhaps ? ..... yucks ..... WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE .....

Anyway, the email says, Gal Gal was having dinner with some china people, and the china people ask if she would want to eat some DOG MEAT !!! Oh my Dog !!!! China people actually eat dog meat????????

Anyway, Gal Gal turned down the offer. And the China people brought her to a resturant and they DID NOT have any dog meat. But half way through the dinner, Gal Gal can hear dogs whining, and crying and whining, and crying, and whining, and crying and whining ............. at the back of the restuarant .........

OH MY DOG !!!!! Are they killing the dogs ?????????????? Gal Gal stomach turn inside out and ouside in and upside down and down side up immediately as the whining and crying lasted almost through out the dinner .................

WHY DO CHINA PEOPLE EAT DOG MEAT ??????????/

I am so very glad I am not in China ......

Do you think you can bear to eat a cute little dog like me ? Before you answer, let me tell you more, I am old and my meat is NO LONGER tender, they are tough and you could break your teeth biting into my meat. I do not have much meat, except for some lose wrinkly skin.
I am so very glad no one wants to have stewed ME for din din ....................................

No China, No Milk Powder, No Dog Meat, no no no no no no no no no no

Who's the one with Attitude ?

2008-09-23T11:32:00.002+08:00

Now !! Whats your problem? Why are you staring at me ???

STOP STARING AT ME ...... WHATS YOUR PROBLEM .....

ok fine ! you win, I shall not look at you any more .........

Another anniversary

2008-09-17T18:30:00.002+08:00

Another year has come and pass ..... its another anniversary ...... time really flies so fast .........

You guys remember Benji ? 13 September 2008 is the date when Benji will be away from us for 4 years. I bet my dear Benji must have made lots of friends over at the Rainbow Bridge.

4 long years ..............

I missed Benji so much ................................................

*****a wordless week*********

Cod fish din din !!!

2008-09-08T21:25:00.003+08:00

Guess what doggies and hammies !!!

I had steamed cod fish for din din !!!! The cod fish was so yummilicious that I finish EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF IT !!! Even the soupy soup !!!

Oh yeah, as usual, I smell fishy after that :P

Oh yeah ! I heard my human also FORCED (is this the correct word?) Ben Ben's mum to buy some cod fish for Twinkle the Chicken .....

I wonder how was Twinkle's FORCED din din .... hahahahha

Cold Cold Room

2008-09-03T18:28:00.002+08:00

I tell you, the human are crazy at times, now tell me, who in the right mind will on the air conditioner for the whole night and day at 16 degrees celcius ??????

What are they trying to do ??? Freeze me ? Maybe they will get a Frozen Boo Boo perhaps :S

Visit to my friend

2008-08-20T11:52:00.007+08:00

So !!! Rumours have it that my Gal Gal went to visit some of my DWB friends !!

Wait, these are not rumours, it has been confirmed by Girl Girl the hammie, Goofy, Ben Ben the Collie, .....

One thing I dont quite understand is how can the human stuffs so MUCH FOOD into them ???? I mean look at those pictures !!! I am sure those good food can last a life time !!! faint .... dont you think those humans are just PLAIN greedy ? .... the least they should do is to safe some for us right ?????

I am staging a protest ! I refused to talk to them until they serve us something nice to eat !!!

Anyone wants to join me ?