Breakfast and dinner?

You know, I only have one meal per day. And thats dinner. Gal Gal is always saying, "old man doesnt need to eat so much"

But you know what? I found out that Zen and Patches eat two meals per day ! They have breakfast and dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY !!! Oh man ! Life is so unfair..........

When they were here, Zen and Patches' mum give me specific instructions for their feeding.

LISTEN UP !! This is what she said, "Here is a patty for Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner, they are to finish this for their breakfast and dinner."

Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner for a day.

And this is what their mum said next, "Divide this patty into 1/2. For breakfast, Patches will have 1/4 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 3/4 of the 1/2. For dinner, Patches will have 1/2 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 1/2 of the 1/2."

I ... .... I ..... I ...... I really dont understand woman ...... why must they make my life so difficult? I mean all those 1/2 and 1/4 and 3/4 ..... is she sure that they will end up as ONE WHOLE?

I ..... I ..... I ...... I am going for my maths class now ...... anyone wants to come along?