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I am a pug who loves FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD and more FOOD :) Nothing gets me more excited than FOOD, when I am not eating, you will find me resting ....

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Breakfast and dinner?

You know, I only have one meal per day. And thats dinner. Gal Gal is always saying, "old man doesnt need to eat so much"

But you know what? I found out that Zen and Patches eat two meals per day ! They have breakfast and dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY !!! Oh man ! Life is so unfair..........

When they were here, Zen and Patches' mum give me specific instructions for their feeding.

LISTEN UP !! This is what she said, "Here is a patty for Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner, they are to finish this for their breakfast and dinner."

Zen and Patches breakfast and dinner for a day.

And this is what their mum said next, "Divide this patty into 1/2. For breakfast, Patches will have 1/4 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 3/4 of the 1/2. For dinner, Patches will have 1/2 of the 1/2 and Zen will have 1/2 of the 1/2."

I ... .... I ..... I ...... I really dont understand woman ...... why must they make my life so difficult? I mean all those 1/2 and 1/4 and 3/4 ..... is she sure that they will end up as ONE WHOLE?

I ..... I ..... I ...... I am going for my maths class now ...... anyone wants to come along?

5 Comments:

At 5:17 pm, Blogger Zen said...

maths class!

my mummy already taught me maths since i was a tiny little puppy :P

 
At 10:39 am, Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

I dont need math class, there is always ONLY ONE, no matter 1/2 or 3/4 or 3/4...I will wallop all once!!! lol


slurpy licks,
Twinkle

 
At 11:19 am, Blogger Lorenza said...

Haaaaa!
It is not easy to follow all those measurements!
I don't want to tell you but I have 3 meals a day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

 
At 8:20 pm, Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

I just eat my dinner I don't count it lol.

Simba and Jazzi

 
At 12:32 pm, Blogger Casper said...

One meal a day is too little. Unless they give you snacks all day long. Teehee!!!

 

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