Sweet sweet revenge

Just the other day, Boy Boy the CKCS decided to pee INTO my food bowl after I was done with my food. Dont you think he was being a very naughty, rude, ill-mannered boy? Why would anybody want to pee into my food bowl ????????????

And I was very pissed with what he did, so guess what I did next? I quietly went over to his bowl and pee into his bowl too !!!!!!

But I was caught by Fat Fat, and I got a spanking for doing that. Luckily Gal Gal saw Boy Boy peeing into MY bowl, and he got a spanking from Fat Fat too ... hiak hiak hiak hiak ..... and guess what again? ..... After his spanking from Fat Fat, Gal Gal also give Boy Boy ANOTHER ROUND of spanking ...

hahahaha ... hohohoho .... DOUBLE ROUND OF SPANKING .....

that should teach that silly boy a good lesson ..... :)

Hungry Hungry Hungry

This is me talking to the food when I am hungry, or rather, when I see food. I am not necessary hungry when I see food, sometimes I just can be greedy ..... thats y Gal Gal nickname me "Endless Pit" ....

Look at how my tiny little tail wags and Gal Gal is always very amused when I bark, I will jump everytime I barks .... Well, thats how sounds travel right? Jump higher then sounds travel right?

By the way, I always talks to my food before I eat, I will tell them not to be sad, I will make full use of them in my tummy :)

I cant see too clearly

I have been in a foul mood for the past week, and something is wrong with my eyes AGAIN ..... yes, I can't see clearly again.

I have been walking right into walls, racks, play pens etc for the past weeks. And I am not feeling very happy about it .... it hurts to bum your head into walls you know, just that I wanted to be a strong boy and pretended that nothing is wrong.

Well, this has happen about 2 yrs back, but the vet couldnt find anything wrong with my eyes, not cataract, not nothing .... and I regain my sight after Gal Gal applied Eye Mo for me everyday ....

I hope I can get rid of this temporary "blindness" soon. Because of this temporay blindness, I have also been feeling a bit uptight and insecured recently. I will wake up in the middle of the night and starts to panic when I cant see anything ... but Gal Gal is very nice to me, Gal Gal made a makeshift bed for me besides her bed and when I feel insecured in the night, all she have to do is to reach out her hands and pat me and I will be back to dreamland again ...

**MUACKS MUACKS*** I LOVE GAL GAL ...

What happens to naughty boys?

Whenever I am caught doing naughty little things (YES !! just tiny little naughty things .... nothing big or spectacular), Gal Gal will ask, "WHAT HAPPENS TO NAUGHTY BOYS???"

And knowing how horrible Gal Gal can be to me .... (and for my own protection, I shall not say what she can do to me) ..... but this questions "WHAT HAPPENS TO NAUGHTY BOYS???" is good enough to send me into a repentance mode and this is the expression that I normally have



I promised to be a good boy, can you please forgive me ...

PROTEST ! PROTEST !

I am not exactly very happy for the past week. What happen was that the www where I put all my photos was down for "maintenance" (which they claim ... ) .... well, this resulted in me not being able to post any photos in my blogs .... !!!but but but but ... do they really need ONE WEEK for maintenance ?? .... hmmmm ....

I am not a scarly cat !!!

Well, I am not exactly very happy that my brother, Bond, is calling me a scarly cat. First of all, I am NOT a cat. Second of all, it is the vets that make me scare of them, I am not scared of them initially.

Let me tell you my horrifying plus terrifying experience with Dr Ling the last time round. And you judge for yourself whether it is the vets scare me or something else.

I was never afraid of vets, initially, not even when they give me jabs. Cos the jabs were normally give at the back of my body, near my shoulder, where I cant see it.

Well, one day, Fat Fat decided that he should let me do a heartworm test. And why, I am totally clueless !!! Well what happen was that, Dr Ling came to me with an injection needle and wanted to poke me ......

And the look of that needle is so horrifying and terrifying that I start to fumble. I thought she wanted to put me to sleep or something, so out of desperation, I turn to snap her. Lucky she was fast enough and I miss her by one inch ....

Anyway, Dr Ling said, "Muzzle Boo Boo!" ... When Dr Ling said that, I began to laugh and starting rolling on the table ..... What muzzle me ?? muzzle a pug with no snort? .... hahahahaha ... this is so super duper funny ....

But my happiness is always short-lived!!! Dr Ling looked at Fat Fat and Gal Gal and told them to "hold me down" and he got a lab technician to hold my head and to "close my mouth" ....

So can you imagine, 4 human holding down a 12 KG little helpless, harmless pug ? Just to extract some blood which rightfully belongs to me ?????

Now, you tell me, if this happens to you, will you not be terrified of vets?

You be the judge !!

I dont want to visit a vet!!!!!!!!

Look at what I did to try to stop Fat Fat and Gal Gal to send me to the vet ..... I sit at the driver's seat hoping that they would get the idea that we are NOT going to the vet .....



But Fat Fat just carried me onto the passenger seat, where I am supposed to be ....

***sigh**** .... How I wish I was as heavy as Bond (29KG) .... I am sure there is no way for Fat Fat to move me then .... *sigh***

Visit to the vet

My prayers didn't work too well, it didnt even rain this morning!!!!

Things has not been working well for me since last night. Fat Fat said that since I am having my vaccination today, that means I can't take my bath for two weeks (YIPEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) .... and the moment he finished that sentence, he pack me into the bathroom and gave me a good scrub .... AND I HATE BATHING !!!!!

And this morning, even before I am fully awake, Fat Fat and Gal Gal pack me into the car .... I was still hoping and praying that we are not heading to the vet and I keep looking at where we are heading to



But But But but but but ..... we still ended up at Namly Animal Clinic ... cry cry cry cry cry cry ....

Once inside, I just couldnt keep myself still, I kept pacing up and down and hoping to make a last minute escape .....

The beautiful vet, yup a very beautiful one, (but alas ... I was in no mood to appreciate her beauty at that time) .... molested me on my body first, and then molested my two "balls" ... errr ... yes, she seems to be enjoying herself ... Finally, I heard the magic work "OK" ....

And I thought my ordeal is over .... until she continued her sentence , "OK .. Boo Boo is basically very healthy ... you guys wait for me here and I will go get the vacin "

I knew it ! I knew it ! As I guess, they are going to poke me !!! ... And I hate this ... the next minute, before Gal Gal can pre-empt, I jump onto Gal Gal's arm and held onto her as if I am a Koala Bear .... But the beautiful vet still went ahead to give me the jab while I was still hanging onto dear life on Gal Gal's arm .... I must have looked very foolish ....

I love beautiful vets but I hate them molesting me and giving me jabs ....

Half answered prayers

I was super duper mega happy when I woke up this monday and saw the heavy downpour ... and thought that my prayers were answered.

Until I realised that today is Thursday, not SATURDAY !!!!! ... cry cry cry cry cry ....

The rain came on the WRONG DAY !!!! Maybe I was not specific enough the other day ... Maybe I should pray for rain on SATRUDAY now ....

***PRAYERS IN PROGRESS ..... DO NOT DISTURB*******

Rain Rain come come come

My brother, Bond, wanted the rain to go away on weekends, but this week, Saturday specifically, I want the rain to come .... COME RAIN ... COME COME COME ... GIVE ME AS MUCH RAIN AS YOU HAVE .... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE .... even though I hate water, but I really need RAIN to come on saturdary .....

Something bad had just happened. It seems like Gal Gal had made an appointment for ME at Namly Animal Clinic this saturday ....

And I can imagine what is gonna happen to me, they are going to poke me here and there, molest me here and there, and maybe even poke their fingers into my xxx to express some anal glands or something ...

Oh NO ... Rain pls come .... maybe Gal Gal will change her mind if she sees the rain comes .... SOMEBODY HELP ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ........

Maybe I should start praying now ........

"Dear Rain, this is the first time I am offering food to anybody, Can you please come on Saturday and I let you have my food? Pretty Petty Pleasesssssssss"

Law of Gravity and Pooing

Yes, there is actually a direct correlation between the law of gravity and pooing. That is the reason why we poo from our xxx, and not from our mouth right? Cos everything has to go DOWN, DOWN, DOWN and DOWN .... This is the law of gravity.

I always like to empty my poo completely and how do I do it? By using the law of gravity of cos !! Now let me show you how this is done

My Dislikes

The thing that I dread is water, except drinking water.

I hate bathing, swimming, sounds of water, ANYTHING TO DO WITH WATER ....

Water simply gets on my nerves and makes me freeze .... if only I can survive without drinking any water ... that will be simply PERFECT AND HEAVENLY ...

I also hates to get my nails cut. I mean, why cant I keep my nails long and nice like the human (gals I mean) ... so sexy so nice with long nails !! I want to have long nails !!!

Sticky Sticky

Recently, Gal Gal commented that I have been very sticky to her for the past few weeks.

I will want to follow her wherever she goes, she sees me when she is in the kitchen, living room, bed room, toilet, EVERYWHERE!!!

And recently, instead of wanting to sleep on the floor and cloth, I prefers to sleep on Gal Gal's stomach, legs or any part of her body, even her chest .... hehehehe ...

Gal Gal is wondering why .... is this a sign of ageing ?

Do I look old?